Saturday Snippets
I would just like to take this opportunity to apologise for the appearance of a fake tan I have been inflicting on the universe for the last month or so. It’s so false it’s not even a real fake tan. Some of the Readership who know me in real life are now thinking, “Ah–at least she’s aware of it. We didn’t want to say anything.” The rest of you will now be enlightened as to the source of the vague sense of something extra that has become wrong with the world. But it’s not my fault. Not really. I blame boots.
I suspect most of my American The Readership aren’t even aware of this product, but back when I was in London and a large percentage of my international friends would come up to me with concern and ask me if I were aware I had “spots,” I discovered Boots No.7 foundation make-up. Boots is the name of a chemist–i.e., drug store–chain in the UK, kind of like CVS or Osco, but classier. Obviously, since they have their own line of up-market make-up. Their foundation never actually cleared up my acne, but it remains the only one I have discovered which doesn’t actually exacerbate it. So although it’s not all nice and “natural” like some of the mineral things they’ve got out there right now, I was pretty happy when CVS and then–after a fall-out between them and Boots, apparently–Target started carrying it.
Then, about three months ago, the Boots shelves at Target were all in disarray and I thought, Oh no! Are they discontinuing carrying it, too? But no. It turns out that all that was happening was that the good people at No.7 were reformulating and repackaging it or something. I discovered this about a month ago, when I was completely out of my last little bottle of the stuff. But there were no samplers, and all the names of the skin-tone colours had changed. Who does that? I stood there for about fifteen minutes trying to figure out which of the two lightest colours was my colour.
All that to say, I bought a bottle one shade darker than I should have, but once you use the stuff, obviously you can’t bring it back to the shop, and this stuff is too expensive simply to replace and not to use one if it happens to be the wrong colour. Adding insult to injury, of course, is the fact that there’s no chance at this time of year that I could be sporting a real tan. But I am going to use this vial of make-up until it’s empty. So there. And so . . . so sorry, everybody.
You must be from New England to be such a thrifty girl as to use an entire bottle of the wrong color rather than replace it! Atta girl!
You got that right! It runs in the family, too. 🙂
Adding your favorite lotion/cream can help to lighten up a dark foundation. I’ve been doing that for many years. Makes for a lighter coverage though. But then you can dab full strength foundation on areas that need it and blend. I hate to toss out product. Loved the Boots fact. I had no idea it was a store chain. Cool!
Ooo–thanks for the advice! I’ll try it.
I do what the last person recommended! Just mix it on your fingers with moisturizer and it becomes a few shades lighter! (PS i feel stupid that i haven’t commented on your blog in forever, and now when I do it’s about makeup?!?? I’m not really this superficial, I promise! xo)
I’m pretty sure I know you aren’t, MAM. 🙂
There was something about the beginning of this post that reminded me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail – “this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one”.
Haha. Great post.
🙂 Glad you liked it–and found that bit funny. It was meant to be!
As you know I get bitter when they discontinue my product. If you read my obsolete post.
Sheesh, Ben. I don’t have to read a post to know that! 😉
No I guess not.
Heh.
I think you’ll just have to come to the bitter realisation that while I have the best of intentions to read your blog, I just read too slowly to give it priority over the required reading for my seminary classes at present. 😦 But I do apologise, and I will be back!
Oh I see, so seminary classes about your religion and faith and required reading are more important than a blog about throw away subject like bitterness and um bitterness. I can see how you might go that route. Not at all! Fine, we’ll see if you catch up after you do your “important” reading.
Heh. I have no response.
No need. There isn’t really one.
🙂
At least you can wash it off. I turned into an day-glo orange and the damn tanning stuff wouldn’t go away. It was horrifying.
True. I definitely tried that stuff a few years ago, tho not on my face. Still, never again!
So scary! I turned out like scary old lady in Something about Mary or an Oompa Loompa.
Haha! Too bad it wasn’t around Halloween (presumably). You could’ve incorporated it into a costume . . .