Which is, doubtless, why I’m posting this right now.
Look what I just found in UrbanDictionary.com, that eminent expert on all things making me look bad (there’s a story with that, but I’m going to save it), upon googling “Jenn Story” for the fun of it. How did they know? (In case you didn’t get that, you have to click on Look what I just found to see what I just found.)
I’m not sure whether to be insulted or impressed that they got it so right.